is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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