I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
