Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
is wine microwaveable?
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Sorry about my life...
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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