It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
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