You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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