Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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