Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
