Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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