Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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