Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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