yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
