New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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