Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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