real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just come out here and I will go home with you...
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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