So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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