I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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