no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Randomize
