I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
