At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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