Why are handjobs necessary in class?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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