College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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