I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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