How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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