We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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