how can u be prego again
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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