left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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