ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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