just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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