Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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