i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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