I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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