So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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