Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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