covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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