Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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