JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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