There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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