Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
