he wants to bone in the snuggie
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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