is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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