It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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