the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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