He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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