so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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