mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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