bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Randomize
