I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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