Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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