these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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