Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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