My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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