shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Its about making memories worth repressing
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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