weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.