This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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