So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week