she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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