I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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