therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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